Monthly archive June, 2007

Public Service Announcement

Fourth of July festivities are right around the corner, so you'd be get ready to celebrate the big day like all red-blooded Americans should: by watching Jamie Kennedy's comic masterpiece, "Malibu's Most Wanted" on Comedy Central. Let's hear what famous persons James Gandolfini, Rob Schneider, Crispin Glover, Barack Obama, Isaiah Washington, and Hu Jintao...

It’s Time To Move On With Our Lives

Emo Phillips, Jonathan Hodgman can't be friends with you anymore. You see, ever since he met "Mac," he hasn't needed your Hasty Puddings nonsense.

This Is Not Spam

Spam filters are great and all, but are they worth it if they keep you from learning everything you could ever want to know about Penis Enlarge Patch?

I Love My New Job

Who wouldn't want to have the chance to work on DJ Dizzy's Dance Hizzy Part Two?!

My Final Say on This Matter

Keith is finally ready to come to terms, once and for all, with his confusing feelings regarding RGX Body Spray spokesgoddess Rachel Specter.

More Lists: Everyday Numerology

Everyday numbers carry not-everyday secrets - learn about their hidden meanings and about how what your anal douche kit says about you.

The Promise Of Stem Cells

Stem cells hold the promise of a better tomorrow, but can they cure man of his Jonathan Lipnicki bind-torture-kill fantasies?

“Polio Actress”

You gotta love Craigslist - 'Do you have polio or are able to wear leg braces enough to be believable THAT YOU HAVE POLIO?' - you got to.

June Lookalikes

Daniel Pearl and Tim Allen look alike - that is all.

Show Some Fucking Pride

How in the hell is 24 Hour Fitness celebrating Gay Pride by shortening the hours of my gay gym?