By Brian on April 13, 2009 |
Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has at least two things I do not: a Super Bowl ring and a fantastic beard.
Posted in Sports | Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger, Beards, Black People, Football, Mike Tomlin, NFL, Omar Epps, Pittsburgh Steelers, Predator, Sports |
By Keith on March 22, 2009 |
I am attempting to create a definitive list of words, phrases and sentences you can spell using elements from the periodic table. I believe this work has the potential to uncover revolutionary new chemical compounds.
Posted in Science | Tagged Chemistry, Elements, Juvenile Humor, Periodic Table, Science, Spelling |
By Brian on March 2, 2009 |
McDonald’s Anus Third Pounders. 100% Anus. 100% Delicious. Sink your teeth into 100% Anus. It’s a delicious everyday value that can satisfy even the biggest appetites.
Posted in Internet | Tagged Angus, Anus, Hamburgers, Internet, McDonalds |
By Keith on March 1, 2009 |
A guide to all the best backcountry drainages in Utah’s Big Cottonwood Canyon. Get away from the crowds and experience the bliss of untracked snow!
Posted in Sports | Tagged AIDS, Alta is for Rapists, Backcountry Skiing, Banking Systems, Bear Traps, Beartrap Fork, Bedbugs, Big Cottonwood Canyon, Broads Fork, Butler Fork, Cardiac Ridge, Cardiff Fork, Charity, chutes, Comptroller, Days Fork, Days Inn, Dromedary Peak, Emergency Contraception, English Muffins, extreme skiing, Gay, Genital Warts, Glide Avalanche, Gobblers Knob, God, Hallway Couloir, Hep C, Herpes, Hot Asian Women, HPV, Little Cottonwood Canyon, Little Water Peak, Mill B North, Mill B South, Mill D North, Montreal Hill, Mormons, Mt Raymond, Mt Superior, Murder, Neffs Canyon, O'Sullivan Peak, Quantum Leap, Rape, Reed and Benson Ridge, Reynolds Peak, Roswell Incident, Salt Lake Twins, SARS, Sex Crimes, Silver Fork, Ski Touring, Skiing, Skinning, STDS, Sundial Peak, Thomas Fork, tree skiing, Urination, Utah, Whipple Couloir, Wolves, Wyndham Hotels |
By Keith on January 29, 2009 |
The first chapter of my fan fiction story about the time the Bar None Ranch gang (with some help from a few Salute Your Shorts alums) went back in time to save RFK from being assassinated.
Posted in Television | Tagged Assassination, Bar None Ranch, Brad, Buddy, Budnick, Buses, Cassie, Danny, Donkey Lips, Dr Kahn, Dude Ranches, Fan Fiction, Guns N Roses, Hey Dude, Melody, Melon Salad, Mr Ernst, Native Americans, Raspberry Cheesecake, Richard Nixon, Robert F Kennedy, Salute Your Shorts, Sirhan Sirhan, Sponge, Summer Camps, Ted, Television, The Beatles, Time Travel, Tuna Salad, Ug |
By Brian on January 5, 2009 |
Brian watches a famous disgusting viral video.
Posted in Internet | Tagged Internet, Reaction Videos, Television, Videos, Viral Videos, YouTube |
By Brian on December 16, 2008 |
In 2002, I emailed the McDonald’s Customer Satisfaction Department to express my customer satisfaction with their series of Grimace television commercials.
Posted in Television | Tagged Birdie, Cedric The Entertainer, Commercials, Customer Service, Donald Trump, Fry Guys, Grimace, Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese, McDonaldland, McDonalds, McMuffins, Ronald McDonald, Television |